I am my own damn God
drowns in adult life but A-KON IS IN TWO DAYS IM DRIVING UP TO DALLAS TOMORROW AAAAHGHGH
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
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when you actually do your homework but leave it at home
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I love seeing all these Supernatural blogs I follow gradually starting to watch Teen Wolf.
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watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk
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